Couple Bister par so rahe the.
Ladka ?: Hmare ummidwar ko aapke ilake me khada kar sakte hai..???
Ladki ?: Nahi.
To ladka chup chap
???
Hilake so gya...
Thodi der Bad
Ladki??: Ummidwar to dekhu.. fesla budal b sakta he...
Ldka??: Ab rhene do
Humre ummidwar ne congress? k sath gathbandhan kr liya he.
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The best ever English to hindi dictionary for guys:
xcuse me= sun chutiye;
stupid= abe gandu;
get out= Nikal bhosdike;
I m in problem = Yaar Loude lag gaye;
I am scared= gaand phati hui hai yaar;
Where r u= Abbey Kahan maa chuda raha hai;
Would u like to have this= lega laudu;
Not possible!!!= chal bhosdike;
He is a very bad person= Bada madarchod hai;
I'm sorry = maa chuda;
Where r u? = kahan gaand mara raha hai?;
I 4give u! = muh mei le le;
No = ghanta;
Too small= jhaant barabar;
Too big= gaandfaadu;
Difficulty= gaand faat gayi;
We rock= maa chod di;
And finally the best one:
Dost= laude.. . . . . . . .
Ek jungle mein sare male janwar female janwaar ko 24 ghante chodte rahte the.. !!
Saari female jaanwar mil ke Brahmaji ke pass gayi aur vardaan mangaa ke kam se kam ek mahiney ke liye chudai se mukti miley !
Bramhaji ne SAB male janwaron ke laudey kaat ke unko token de diye aur boley ki ek mahiney ke baad token lanaa aur apna-apna lund le jaana.. !
Shaam ke time Bandar ped pe baitha tha..
Bandariya ne usey chedtey hue kaha:
"Chod
saaley,
bhenchod ! Ab chod naa mujhe"?
Bandar kuch nahi bola.
Bandariya fir boli"Chod na Bhadve, chod na behen ke laudey.."!!
Bandar ne ek choti si smile di aur bola:
"Ek maheena ruk ja haraamzaadi ! Maine Haathi ka token churaya hai..."!!! . . . . . . .
Wife ko yaqeen tha ki pati & Naukrani me sex Relation hai.
Dono ko 1 sath pakdne k liye plan bnaya
or Naukrani ko chupke se chutti pe bhej diya.
Raat ko pati ne pet Dard ka Bahana kiya or toilet gaya &
wife Naukrani k Bed Pe ja k so gayi or Light off kar di
wo silently Room me aye or sex krne laga
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Sex k baad wife boli - Tum Mujhe Yaha dekh k SHOCKED hoge
or light on kar di
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watchman Bola - Madam Aap ?!!!
Moral - zyada smart bnne wala aese hi chud jaate h ;):P . . . . . . .
Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti :
MADAM : shor mat karo nahi to khadda kar dungi..
Bachhe:
pehele mera..
pehele mera..
pehele mera.. :-D ;-) . . . . . . .
ENGG. 2 Docter :
Dr. mai apni BV ko chodta hu to andar jake lund teda ho jata h...
Dr. ko yakin nhi hota to engg. apni BV ko clinic me lekar
Dr. k samne chodta he
Kuch din bad kisi shadi me Dr. apne dosto k7 khada us engg ka mazak uda rha hota he k is bewkuf ne apni BV ko mere samne choda
Dusri taraf engg apne dosto k 7 khada Dr. ko dekh k hasta h
or kehta he
"Yar rand laya tha,Jagah nai milito iske clinic me jakar chod aya."...! . . . . . . .
Punjabi Masti :
Bhagwan ne apne doot nu 3 gallan pata karan layi Punjab vich bhejya.
1-> Sabto Strong
2-> Sabot Weak
3-> Te o cheej jo main nahi banayi pher bhi hai?
Doot Waapis aake boleya
1st : Sabto strong hau Lunn...Jinnu dekho ohi bolda phirda hai Tu mera lunn vi nahi putt sakda
2nd : Sabto weak hai bund, jinnu dekho ohi bolda hai Bund hi phatt gayi.
TE o cheej jo tussi nai banayi pher vi hai oh hai PHEN DA LODA. ...:D :P . . . . . . .
Do Ladkiyaan Aadhi Raat Ko Ghoom Rahi Thi.
Ek Ko Dar Lagne Lagaa To Dusri Boli- Dar mat, Apna Konsa Koi Lund Ukhaad Lega....!!!! . . . . . . .
Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE
Kyun acchha hai WAR se ?
Saare students ek saath bole: kyunki
condom saste milte hain talwar se :-D :-D . . . . . . .
Fashon Ka Zamana Hai
Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha
Amul ? The Taste Of India.
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush
Hua,
Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya
Kurkure ? Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.. . . . . . . .
Girl to santa-
Aaj Aisa"SEX"Kro ki meri Chillane Ki Aawaj Dur Tk Sunai De,
Fir kya Tha,
santa ne"CONDOM" PAR LAL MIRCH Lga ke pel Diya.!
M.D.H Ka tADKa ang ang Fadka..
Court me Pappu talak ke liye gaya .
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Pappu judge se bola :- Sir, I am not
happy with my wife,, .
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To Patni Boli :- Kamine, sara mohalla
khush hai bus tere hi nakhre hai . . . . . . .
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